My wife asked me “I want something from you” and i answered in a joke”Do you want a divorce?”

Question: My wife asked me “I want something from you” and i answered in a joke”Do you want a divorce?”. Are we still married? As i am now having doubts whether my joke divorce is counted or not.   Answer: In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.   As-salāmu ‘alaykum wa-rahmatullāhi …